Ep. 95: Bo and Kevin’s Super Secret Episode: The Star Wars Holiday Special

Hey, y'all. It's me, Tara Strong, a.k.a. Miss Minutes for Bama Geeks. I hope you're ready to watch, and if you don't, I will have to prune you. Stay on your sacred timeline. Hey. Hey, everybody. We started up again correctly and everything went smoothly. Man, Bo is knocking it out, buddy. And hopefully we saved everyone and Brock from the extra two or three seconds of seeing this before the intro video kicks on. Guys, we may or may not have stressed over that a little bit before we started. Yeah. So we don't want to do this again. Yeah. Welcome in. Hope everyone's having a wonderful middle of December. Yes, even though the weather's trying to trick us with it, but you know. Yeah. Yeah, so we figured we had some ideas. We talked about this a little bit after our last episode that I was with the group, that we were going to do a super secret episode where we're going to review something super duper secret, which we will reveal here shortly. But we didn't do a member preview episode, what we normally do, where we go over how things have been going. So, Bo, I don't know if you want to just... Let us know how things are going, man. Just quick life update. Normally, just as always, like I said, I missed last week because my work. Well, thank you. Thank graciously. I'm glad everybody's understanding of allowing my work schedule to change. So we flopped weekends now because my work schedule changed because I work every other weekend. like I said I I appreciate everybody being understanding of that they don't they don't have to be but I appreciate it uh so yeah like I said I do rotating weekends I was off of it for a little while then now I'm back on it which I enjoy it like I said it's you know personal preference thing but um beyond that like I said mostly working getting ready for christmas um We finally got our tree up earlier this week. We've been very... Wow. Yeah, we've been very procrastinating in our decorating, but it's just because life and work. But we got a few decorations up and nothing crazy. But beyond that, nothing out of the ordinary for me. Whereas you... I've had fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a little, yeah. I'll roll on into what I've been working on now. Um, yeah. So I, I wasn't, I missed the last episode as well because I was in Europe. Um, so yeah, I, uh, you know, a couple of years ago, any of our long time listeners know that, you know, a couple of years ago I did Australia. So this time around I decided to go the other direction. And I had the opportunity to do the Christmas markets in Europe. So I went to Krakow in Poland and Wroclaw in Poland. I did Prague. in uh czech republic dresden and germany and also berlin and germany um so it was kind of a kind of a little bit of a u shape you know as I was I was moving through europe I had a good preview that was kind of you know central eastern europe depending on where you happen to be in there they get kind of offended if you say they're eastern europe or western or whatever so you just kind of go central and then everyone's happy um But, yeah, no, it was super fun. You know, I intentionally went with, you know, my luggage. And one of my luggage, I had food, like, supplies and clothes and stuff on one side of it. And the other side was completely empty. Like, it was like a clamshell. And when I got back home or when I went to go back home, that side was completely full of stuff that I had bought. Like, sous vids. And I brought home, guys, so much German chocolate. Yeah. So, so, so as you should have, I mean, yes, it was, uh, yeah, it was mostly German chocolate. The Germans that they don't play. Okay. They don't play. I got to ask. So since you had German chocolate, did you actually have German chocolate cake in Germany? Yes. And is it, is it better than what we, I'm sure it's better than what we have here. I mean, it's going to sound like I'm, I'm hating on our country. I'm not, I love, I love, I love being an American. I get what you're saying in America, but our food sucks. Well, now, you know, maybe some of the Southern, you know, we're Alabama, you know, we can't be, you know, Meemaw's cooking, you know, we can't. No, when I say our food sucks, I am being very, I promise I won't beat this to death, but I'm being very overarching in saying that our tendency towards processing everything over and over and over and over constantly and everything's processed foods. You notice that when you go to another, when you go to Europe and you're eating and it's not like that with a lot of the foods. It's just, it tastes different and it hits different. It's like a... I saw a video a guy was about he went into a shop and either somewhere over in Europe and it's like all their shelf life on their produce is like a quarter of what ours is. Yeah. Yeah. It is just processing reasons. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very little processing. And yeah, there's a lot of. of dishes over there that I've actually started getting recipes for so that I can do it myself like yeah the germans have this uh this particular cuisine that's something that they they hold near and dear to their hearts it's called curry worst it's like literally bratwurst that is made with a curry sauce and it sounds like it's yes it's it is as good but then also my heartburn goes oh yeah it's uh I haven't done it I haven't made it myself yet I'm going to I will definitely share it to our bama geeks front porch channel uh when I make it because I want to mention it there you go um yeah any of our social medias and then let's see there we go let me make sure I'm doing this correctly dad lets me drive and I forget There we go. There we go. Join the community. And of course, as always, our beautiful, beautiful, beautiful website for all the information there, which this will be, this will go on to in a description. So, and that, and of course, and always, I'm getting all the banners, Brock. So if you're watching or listening in the past, you know, here we go. We got that. And then of course, join us for Patreon. You know, we're, like I said, if you like us, we support it. You know, Hey, we appreciate it. If not, you know, just consider it. If anything, And then, like I said, Patreon, and then you have the YouTube. Oh, that's the banner. I'm pressing too many things at one time. You're doing better than me, man. So, yeah, that's pretty much it. I could sit here and jaw on about it, but I think you guys want us to probably get into what we were actually going to do with our super secret episode, right? All right. Since I've done this part of it now, it's your turn to drive, so I will hand the reins over to you. Okay. So, a bit of a hint as to what we're going to be doing. It's on my shirt. It's going to be Star Wars related, and thankfully, Bo is a good sport. He's not as huge of a Star Wars fan. He appreciates it, but he agreed that we're going to... we're going to cover something that I normally need alcohol for. Um, this will be the first time that I've watched this, um, since, uh, uh, without any sort of alcohol. No, you're not inebriated. Yes, exactly. In a long time. I think the last time was when Bo saw it. Um, and as of course I am speaking of the star Wars holiday special, um, so yeah guys we're going to uh you know hopefully our viewership will not drop off into the into the pond at this point when I'm showing this but we're going to go over this and um you know we may not watch the entire thing but we're going to at the very least hit the fun parts I've got an extra copy of this running on the other monitor over here so I'm going to be kind of going through it I've seen this enough times that unfortunately I know it by heart So so we're going to we're going to fire this baby up here in a minute. And, you know, we may skip through if you guys are in the chat and there's any particular part. If you see me skip through something and you want me to go back or you want to. talk about something feel free yeah shoot us a comment um bo and myself we're probably going to be doing this all our riff tracks where we're going to be you know just kind of talking over it not necessarily making jokes but just doing trivia things that we know about and honest reactions because I haven't I guess I've seen this only two times in my lifetime There you go, Ice Knight. There you go, Ice Knight comes out here. Well, we appreciate you joining us, Ice Knight, as always. You need to get that red salt from, I forgot which planet that was in the sequel. Oh, man, don't make it be with trivia. Wasn't that Last Jedi? Yeah, I think, yeah. Oh, my God. What was the name of that planet? I know what you're talking about where the guy goes, it's salt. Yeah, it's salt. It's salt. It's like we needed to know that. Okay. Anyway. Okay. So, yeah. The big surprise of the super secret episode is that we're going to do the Star Wars holiday special. And just a reminder, this show was done one time back in nineteen seventy eight. and uh aired on cbs aired on cbs and as a result of this being uh of george lucas trying to get rid of this as much as possible uh really the only thing that exists for this is bootleg copies so the good I'll say one of the trivia said he tried to buy up every copy he could yeah so that as a result I'm just going to give you guys a disclaimer and anybody that hasn't seen this um the quality of this is very low it does it does contain some star wars audio in it so we're fully anticipating we're going to get some strikes on this potentially hopefully not because it's the holiday special and they have uh they have mostly ignored this disney just doesn't want to talk about it no one wants to talk about it but it's just it's just there so Just kind of keep in mind that the copy that we're going to show you is the same copy that you could likely get on YouTube. If you want to watch it on your own, it's freely available. And it is of a very VHS, but slightly improved quality. It doesn't have a lot of the VHS wavering. So someone's got to run it through an AI to upscale it one day. Yes. All right, so let's get to it. You got anything else to add, Beau, before we get this show on? You need to go get some alcohol? May the force be with us. I promise. I just got some tea here. This is no alcohol, this, unfortunately, but let's get to rocking it. Here we go. Let's get to rocking it. All right. Starts off with Harrison Ford. And he has no memory of this, by the way. He's been asked about this before. So I wonder if they built all new set like that. That's not the same. That can't be the same Falcon set. I know your family's waiting. I know it's an important day. I'd love to know what he got paid to do this. All right, we'll give it a try. This is all pre-indie. I'll get you back there in time, pal. Him and Peter Mayhew. So fun fact, for anybody that didn't know, it's been thought that Wookiee Life Day started with this, but George Lucas actually created Wookiee Life Day before this. He just didn't put it in any sort of form. He had already had that idea of Wookiee Life Day, which is where they got this from. So... Chewbacca is going home to meet his family for Wookiee Life Day. Here we go. The Star Wars Holiday Special. Starring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker. Harrison Ford as Han Solo. Mark Hamill with Guy Lyman. Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia. Carrie Fisher with... Just fresh out of medical work. Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca. R-Two-D-Two as R-Two-D-Two. And James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader. I don't know if Kenny Baker was actually in that. I would assume he was. Introducing Chewbacca's family. His wife, Mala. That was a fox. His father, Itchy. Itchy. Now there's some scenes with Itchy coming up that we're going to love. And love you. With special guest stars. Beatrice Arthur. Beatrice Arthur. Art Carney. Art Carney. Diane Carroll. The Jefferson Starship. I wonder if Jefferson Starship even knew what they were doing, like what they were performing for. And an animated Star Wars story on the Star Wars Holiday Special. And I thought he said Encharo. The Star Wars Holiday Special, sponsored by General Motors. GM. Look at the old GM logo. Yep. I'm pretty sure everyone our age got that like branded on you from the hot summer days of getting into motor cars in the eighties. Yeah. Oh my God. I wonder what happened to those seats. They probably threw them in the trash. I hear that the Whoopi suits were very problematic behind the scenes. I wonder why. Or it was probably just actors being miserable in those suits. Yeah. How is it that Whoopi sounds like a TIE fighter though he's flying an X-Wing? Oh man, don't you mess with Itchy, okay? Take out the space garbage. This makes me think now. There's all Wookiee meals. You always find a hair in your food. Extra fiber, man. Quite honestly, wookie or not, we all had an older grand relative that looked like itchy. Yeah. He has that incredibly severe underbite. Yeah. Kid, take out the trash, man. Yeah. But mom... But the cookie you just bit back on the plate. Yeah. See, this had the potential to be so good. Now, everybody keep in mind, this was in seventy-eight, so we didn't have the backstory of anything else. It was literally just... the big Star Wars movie, and then this came out. This was like the next big Star Wars thing that anybody was exposed to back in the day. So this was like a fever dream. How long was this between New Hope and this? I mean, like, release-wise? Well, this was in the year. So New Hope was in the year. Yeah. Wait, no. I'm sorry. Empire was eight. Empire was eight. Yeah. Okay. So this is like a year after. Okay. Yeah. Jump. Wow. Do a backflip. Oh, my gosh. Painted backgrounds. Oh, gosh. First of all, we are lucky in general Empire comes out. I know it's a de facto, but that's still my favorite Star Wars movie. Yeah, this one was just a fever dream. That's all it was. Empire was the palate cleanser. That's my man. Yeah. Like, none of them, they just speak Yeti. None of them are actually speaking, you know. Yeah. Like a Wookiee. I'm pretty sure Itchy was just one of those. He's a Yeti. I like how Itchy is pretty much, you know, he has the belly pattern baldness I see there. It's probably from all those interesting holidays that we like to watch. Yeah. That are coming up if you guys haven't seen this. Yeah. Grandpa's got to have his hollow viewer time. Apparently in Wiki, if you keep that up, your belly will go bald. Sure they make a pill for that. You gotta imagine the bait and switch. It starts with Chewie and Han and then you go to this. Oh no, we do Cirque du Soleil first. Oh my god. Back in the day, you're watching this and you're like, okay, I can get over the Wookiee stuff, but then you get this and you're like, what in the heck is going on here? Don't get me wrong, I love Cirque du Soleil. Maybe it wasn't the best thing for this. now what star wars movie was this yeah look at his eyes Even though, like I said, I know it's not a great, whatever you want to say, entry into Star Wars, I'm still glad stuff like this exists. Yeah. Like... I mean, we had some really questionable Star Trek stuff, too, right? Yeah. Yes. Yes, live from Jabba's palace. Oh, my God. I think Jabba would have fed these guys to the Rain Corps. Mm-hmm. A hundred percent. Again, I'm not crapping on Cirque du Soleil style stuff, but this is like, what are you doing? Well, this should have been maybe a fifteen second segment, not a whole, you know. Yeah, we gotta pad out the thing. Like, this should have been like him flipping through the channel. Yeah. Man, this is a whole, like... Look at his face! Man, could you imagine you get your holochess board and you're trying to play and then that comes up? Yeah. Why do I have a feeling like stuff like this probably helped inspire the segment of Scrooge? Of Scrooge, where they're trying to produce their holiday special for IBC. Like, what not to do. Yeah, go wash the dishes. Why do they need something like that to wash dishes? Just use your hair. Ah, yes. Ah. it's not even in our best just put it straight up english they don't care well they're like you know we gotta we gotta throw them something the audience can read or connect with oh yes the konami code here we go Not a single starship at all in the area. Jefferson hasn't showed up either. That would have been hilarious if it said only Jefferson. So is Lumpy, you said he's Chewbacca's dad? Itchy is his dad. Yeah, Lumpy is his son. Nala is his wife. Here comes Guy Liner. This is a very unlike Luke haircut. And this would have been right before the accident. Yeah. Anybody that's out there that doesn't know, Mark Hamill had a pretty rough car accident between this and Empire, which is why they put the scene with the Wampa Ice Monster in there so that they could... show that his face changed as he was scarred. R-Two, you're supposed to be watching that. In there. R-Two, this is a TV special. Stop smoking. What's up? It was the seventies. They still smoked on TV. What are you talking about? Bring him to the screen. I want to say hello to him. You don't know where he is? Oh, he's not there yet. Is that it? Boy. It's got more foundation on than some women. Good night. I wouldn't worry about Chewbacca. I know him and he hasn't missed a life day yet, right? He's not gonna miss this one either It's just taking him a little bit longer to get there, that's all. He'll make it. Nala's a fox, man. He's gonna miss that. Come on, don't be so worried. Now Chewie's not gonna wanna come home to a house full of long faces, is he? Come on, Mala, let's see a little smile. Come on. See a little smile. I gotta get back to this engine. I think we might have it solved. Oh, man. Oh, R-Two. God dang it, R-Two. Oh, you're gonna hit the grain afterwards. There it is. One of my favorite R-II sounds. Well, you know R-II DT is the raunchiest speaking droid on the Earth. Everything he says is deep. Everything he's believed, yeah. So this is also the only time I guess English appears in Star Wars. I still have thoughts that George Lucas watches this once a year, just like the rest of us. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure there's like office parties or something at Lucasfilm. They probably do watch it. I suppose you want to see my identification? No, I'm off duty. I've come to look around your shop. Oh, good, good, good. Put it around. Browse around. Make yourself at home. As you can see, I've got just about everything a man or Wookie would want. Oh, here. Let me show you this. I really love this. I wonder if this was like one of the last things Art Carney appeared in. Oh, here we are. Here it is. That's a good question. It's an IMDB. Wonderful, isn't it? Betta fish. And you can take it with you anywhere. And the tank is a snap to clean. I hate fish. Yeah. The Empire doesn't like fish. Those are Moncals. We don't like Moncals. I'm totally looking that up now. Yeah, I was trying to see. He died in two thousand three. Yeah. Good point, Ice Knight. Oh, no. His last thing he appeared in is one of my favorite movies. I didn't think about that. Last Action Hero. He was the... Yeah. What was it? His last movie was Last Action Hero. I think he was the attendant that gave him the ticket. Oh, man. That was a great part, too. That was Art Kearney. That's Frank, if I remember this correctly. No, no, that's someone else. Who is he in this? Just a groomer you say? You have a warranty in the guarantee. All right, let's practice the thing off clothing faces and hands Cleans teeth fingers and toenails wash his eyes. Oh, he was he played Jack's second cousin syncopates light rhythms and can repeat the entire Imperial Penal Code volumes in half the time of the old XP to one Just the thing to keep you squeaky clean. I use one of these all the time He was at the beginning really Not all the time of the time oh another outstanding feature of this little model you can recharge it by simply plugging it into any ordinary laser outlet I'll take it good I thought you would now would you like to pay me something for it or give me something in trade I said whoa now that's a load off my mind I thought I might embarrass you but I told you to accept it as a gift I don't like embarrassing people. I like being embarrassed myself. That's why I don't like to embarrass people. I just said that. And I realize I'm talking to myself. Just a woman. Oh, here we go. Empire. Locate curfew and started a search operation. Is this reuse of stuff in the movies? I want the rebels located and identified. If it means searching every household in the system. Every household. What is she... It's been a while since I've seen this. Kids! Oh, here we go. Harvey Korman. Good old Harvey Korman. It's Peloton for cooking. Bantha Surprise. Bantha Surprise. Bantha Surprise. Of course, if your family has a hearty appetite, I would suggest then that old popular holiday favorite, the Bantha Rump. Oh, let the scarring begin. We just slice into bite-sized morsels. That's the equivalent of a Wookiee butternut. all right now it's time to put our chunks into our pots eating it yeah All I was missing is Tim Conway playing the husband character to Harvey's. I wonder what alien or species... Say what you will, but Harvey's giving his hundred percent of this. Now we've got enough liquid to cover. And guess what we're ready for now? The cooking. Step one, we stir the mixture. Stir, stir, stir, stir, stir, stir. Stir, stir, stir, stir. Very nice. Now, step two, while we're stirring, we also whip. Oh, my gosh. Stir, whip, whip, whip, stir. Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir. Let's try it again together at an increased tempo, because precision is very important in this recipe, and we do want to have a fine consistency, don't we? So, and on the count of one. Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, stir. Stir, whip, whip, whip, stir. Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir. Come on, faster altogether now. Cooking can be fun. Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir. Gormanda was a female member of a four-armed species and a four-star rated chef. All right. It doesn't say what the species is. Just four arms. Is it a star per hand? I guess so. I wonder if the wig failure was part of it or he just went with it. I think he just went with it. He's too much of a showman. He's turning up the whole pot. Coming along. I wonder what those spices were, really. He was just really eating those. Oh, wow. Probably some of the supplies to help people make this special. Yes. Got alcohol. Uh-oh. Yeah, you can pick out any of the special effects footage you've reused. Like that, that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I can pick from where the movie is. Like, I remember where they're in there. Even though, like, I'm not hardcore Star Wars. I've watched them enough. Like, I know where this is. Yeah. Out of the frying pan into the fire, huh, pal? How should I know we'd come out of hyperspace in the middle of an Imperial convoy? At least against these fighters, we've got more of a chance. However slim. I still get bored. He may not remember this. He's still here. Oh, I'm so far. He's trying Oh, man, Harrison Ford is always gonna have to run manually stay on things He'll be you will tell you exactly what he thinks about something, but he's he's an actor. He'll do his job. I Love that it's static photo. It's got like a hollow. Yeah, they didn't have the budget for that Oh Attention all viewers. Due to suspected rebel activity on the Kazook planet, the Empire has declared martial law. Kazook. Kazook, I would say. No ships will be permitted to land or take off until further notice. It's not Kashyyyk, it's Kazook in this? Apparently he called it Kazook instead of Kashyyyk. Kashyyyk. I always got Kashyyyk, that's Kashyyyk. Well, you know, George Lucas called Hoth Hoth. And Naboo was Naboo was Naboo. So I think he I honestly think he did that on purpose. Just imagine. Very seventies door there. Oh, that whole entire Wookiee decor is Scream Seventies. A common room. I'm surprised there's not like a recessed pit. You know, for the... Yeah, where's the fondue pit? The thingamabob. He said he'd buy him a proton pack. Thank you there, Art. Boy, am I glad to see you folks. I was about to go do some ghostbusting. Proceeding Ghostbusters six years. Why all the long, hairy faces? All the long... I made it through the Imperial Patrol tonight. Long, hairy faces. Is this all a big hello I get? I brought you something special, short stuff. You want it? You got it. Happy Life Day. It's the largest thing of boxed chocolate ever. I love to make a Wookie happy. I wonder if chocolate would be allergic to it. Happy Life Day. What does an old friend get? Whoa. Whoa. Well, whoa now. Gonna have to beat this. That's more like it. Seems like he wants it to be a little more than friends. Yeah. Stupid Chew, better watch out. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Here we go. You know, they did a really good job of it considering. Oh, yeah, for it being a television special. Yeah, they're really, it's really well done. It's a talking Copytron. Itchy, I know what you're like. Oh, geez, here we go. Oh, Itchy. At first, that kind of looks like a mouse droid. Now then, Itchy, I thought you might like this. One of those that... Well, it's kind of hard to explain. All right, listeners, it's about to get a little spicy. You know what I mean. So this aired on broadcast television. Yes. Yes, everybody remember. I do mean happy life. Yes. Star Wars. And parts of this are canon, too, so. And no, I won't fast forward this. We just start watching the labyrinth. The innuendo in this is just so nuts. I am here. My voice is for you alone. I am found in your eyes only. I exist for you. I am in your mind as you create me. Oh, yes. Who is this again? I forgot. I can feel my creation. I'm getting your message. Are you getting mine? Might save me here. Oh, we are excited, aren't we? We'll just relax. Just relax. Yeah. Now, we can have a good time. Oh, God. Can't we? It's so bad. Diane, Diana Carroll. Yes. I'll tell you a secret. Remember, folks, this was on broadcast TV. I don't need to ask how you find me. You see, I am your fantasy. I am your experience. So experience me. So imagine you're in nineteen seventy seven. I am your pleasure. And your parents take you to see Star Wars a couple of times. And you're excited for this to come on. And this is something that comes on. You turn on and this is showing. Yeah. We got Dixie in here. Hey, Dixie. Welcome, man. Welcome. Come and join our watch-a-thon. Oh my gosh. Gosh, we may have to pause this so I can go get me some alcohol. Because how many minutes are we into this now? Oh dear gosh. What are we into this? Not far enough. I think we're about maybe a third of the way through it. Wow. Dude, we still got that Boba Fett cartoon. It's in the middle. Does this one have it? Yeah, it does. We got Alicia. Yeah, we're about, uh, thirty-five minutes in. Oh, right after this, we can see Princess Leia. There's Diana Carroll. She was on TV a real long time ago. A lot of the TV shows and Carol Burnett. I mean, I recognize her voice. Yeah. But man, the seventies. Oh my God. This is a lot of seventies style. Yeah, this is. Later days of disco. Just, I mean, again, imagine being a kid and then your mom, you hear about this thing coming on and then you're like, oh my gosh, they're doing more Star Wars and then you turn and this is playing. You're expecting Jedi as, you know, more lightsabers and everything. What happened to Luke? What's going to happen? No, you get this. Everyone gripes, you know, do Star Wars stories outside of these Skywalkers. Well, they did one, and you'll see what happened. They did one focused on Chewbacca, and this is what happened. See, if they wanted to do it right, they should have just brought back the producers of this TV. Yeah. Yeah. I'm willing to bet, like I said, with a lot of the influence, I wonder if a lot of this was written by the writer's staff at Studio Fifty-Four. I'm starting to believe that. Maybe. Like, regardless, this is a neat segment of its time, but it's just so out of place in Star Wars. I mean, her performance in this, she's phenomenal. Yeah. One hundred percent. Say what you will, they took more risk back then. I mean, this never would have flown now, ever. No, they don't. Not even considering that it's horrible. I'm not going to highlight that because I don't want to. No, no, no, no. We can't do that, Nixie. Lots of the euphemism for a certain white substance that was consumed in that area. And all those colorful names that Deadpool gave it. Yes. Forest bone. Forest bone. Wait, really? No, I think he's just saying for the consumption there. Oh, here we go. Here we go, guys. It's about to get spicy. It's going to be good. Mala, it's so good to see you. Happy Life Day. She says it may be a happy life day for you, but personally, she's seen happier ones. I don't want to tire the channels. So could you do me a favor and send either Chewbacca or Han Solo to the screen, please? She says that she would like to grant your request, but is quite unable to do so. You mean they haven't arrived yet? Wow. She says there has been no contact. Yes, I think I understand her message. I can't say Betty Ford. The Imperial Patrol must be giving them more trouble than we bargained for. Mala, are you alone? If you would permit me. No, she says she is not alone. She's with a friend. Could he come to the screen, please? Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm Sondan, a local trader, a friend of the Rebellion, and a member of the Alliance. Good. Look, I know I can care about you and take care of my friends until their leader returns. You'll do that for me, won't you? Yes, indeed, ma'am. That's what I'm here for. So Carrie did this before she did the Blues Brothers, filming for Blues Brothers. Look, I can see you're in good hands, Mala. I'll contact you again soon. Probably on the same stuff. Mm-hmm. It was around the time I think her and Ackroyd were dating. Gonna be some of those famous Wookie-Ookies? Some of those famous Wookie-Ookies, baby. Yeah. I told you we'd make it. Did I ever let you down? I feel the same way about you too, pal, and your family. Oh, now. I've never seen so much imperial traffic in this system. Better land on the north side. It'll be safer there. So it's a long walk. A little exercise never hurt anybody? That's why. Putting on some weight there, Chewie. Happy Life Day, pal. Way too many woogie-oogies here. That's not even... That's Yavin. That's a Scott of Yavin. That's not even the same thing. See, like I said, yeah, there's... Yay! They're floating around way too well. Uh-oh! oh this guy again you know I had stormtrooper armor at one point and even I didn't hold the gun that badly I'm sure those were just some guys they threw together they're like can this fit you you know hey you're a stormtrooper they probably paid them they're like oh you guys want to see the show you want to be in the show uh-oh hello person who doesn't look like a nineteen thirties german soldier occupied by four wookies two adult males one adult female and one male child laugh it up That imperial xenophobia. Your identification? Oh, identification, yes. It's a very important thing, identification. I never leave the shop without my identification. It's very important. Just in times like this, I just found my identification. I think it is TI-Eighty-Three calculator. Yeah. I never leave home without my scientific calculator. I whip that up myself. That's a pretty fast-selling little item. So I wonder if there's any, like, for the hardcore fans, any differences in this armor versus this versus what? Or they just reused stuff from New Hope. It would be hilarious if the molds that people used were based off of that armor. That would be hilarious. That would be the funniest crowd. I know there's people who's out there who's really done the deep dive. You're looking at right now is take quite a few years ago. That's one of me. I've gained quite a bit of weight since then Where's your daddy Just have a little more work to finish up here and oh by the way While I'm finishing up here, why don't you boys take it easy, if you like, put your feet up and make yourself to home. Wookiee food isn't the greatest, but I'm sure that I can whip something up in the kitchen there that we can all eat. You don't mind, do you, Mala? Mala, will you come in the kitchen and help me? There's a very delicate piece of work with you. All right, Mala, it's all right. This guy needs to show up in Andor in the next season. Art Carney's character. Yes. It's the same time frame, right? Yeah. No, well, I mean, this would have been after the first Death Star is destroyed. So, yeah, I mean, close. Very close. So, yeah, he would be alive for sure. I don't know who he could cast. Is it a magic trick? What if that dude doesn't even bother to take his helmet off? Well, like, these helmets, like, they look very like they're up higher. I know they have the visor normally. Yeah. Very odd. Now we got Jefferson Starship, baby. Y'all ready? Chad, you guys are not prepared for this. Just like no one would be prepared to do Jefferson Starship. Honestly, this is just a variety show disguised as a Star Wars special. Yep. I would have loved to have been backstage when this thing was being recorded. Yeah. I wonder if anybody ever asked Jefferson Starship what they thought of this whenever they, you know, did the music. They probably didn't care. No. I wonder how long this is after they went from Airplane to Starship. I don't know. That's a good question. Starship's out of the way. Yeah. Oh, man, that dude's digging it. He's tapping his finger. That is against imperial regulations, sir. Oh, there really is no... because it was formed by former members of Jefferson Airplane in seventy four. So they had been Star Trek for about four years. I just want to add that this show had five writers There's five writers that wrote to me. It doesn't surprise me. Two directors. And even on the IMDb page, even George Lucas has a writing credit, which I'm sure he just loves. And the legends say he will come back again someday. Guys, hang in there. We're about to be at the Boba Fett cartoon, okay? Yeah. Will you light the sky on fire? Will you light the night like you did the night before? Baby, you can take me higher. You just have to endure just a little bit more Imperial Uniform. Baby, light in the sky. You would think the Empire would frown upon rock and roll music. I don't think that they know that he's watching this. well and I mean this this is actually perfectly reasonable considering earth actually exists that is true well this with this but uh like it's a long time ago I'm still trying to look at this from the perspective of like a kid going, where are the lightsabers? Yeah. No, you would be like, okay, it's coming up next. It's coming up next. It's got to be the next sequence. You know, we're going to get to it eventually, that childlike optimism. Oh, yeah. And your parents are sitting back there probably baked out of their mind watching this. Your parents are like, yeah. Because you'd have to be. Yeah, because your parents would definitely be from teenagers of the sixties if you're a parent with an old enough kid to love Star Wars. I mean, it's hard to understand just how big Star Wars was when it came out. Oh, no. No, it's... you know, when sci-fi was still not, people, as I say, even like our teenage years, Star Wars was still big, but it's not the phenomenon that it is now. Yeah. The last, I say the prequels kind of revived that, kind of that really. I love that, you know, the last three movies that came out made us, made the prequels more endeared, where, you know, when they came out, they hated them. Oh, here we go. I guess you're right. That's about all I can do for now. And I hope you guys find what you're looking for. Keep up the good work. All right. All right. See you soon. All right. Finish the search of the residence. Oh, I almost forgot. I want to leave you my card in case you need any... Okay, I'm leaving. Investigate the upper area. Yeah. Don't forget about these protective cases for your identification card. I got a good item. That's it. I'm gone. Finish the search of this house. We have other areas to cover today. You take the upper area. Yeah. We don't want to have to hurt anyone. That's not what we're here for. But when my men get angry, I can't always control them. Oh, man. We are going to continue our search. Lumpy, he doesn't want you stealing his Lego blocks, okay? Yeah. Don't forget this ever happened. Are they there looking for Chewie? Is that what they're there for? Yeah, they're looking for Chewie. There's going to be very many places you can hide a massive Wookiee. Yeah. Hey. Oh, God. I want those headphones, man. Those things are awesome. looks like they're two walkies with a large here we go bridge of the cruiser rs revenge captain kesa had reporting we are awaiting the return of captain han solo and his first mate chewbacca who are long overdue on a delicate mission to acquire the mystical talisman which has been sought by our forces and by the empire ah early japanese animation it makes things invisible I think What if this is some of the same studio that did the droids and the Ewoks cartoon? I think so, yes. Because it looks very similar. That's right. Hey, would y'all expect anything less from him, you guys? Yes, but Jess, if you were here... You would also have to endure this. Yeah. I mean, this is the cartoon that has Dr. Robotnik in it. You're right, General. I can't understand what Chewbacca's doing. Whatever he's doing, there must be a reason. Hold your fire. We've lost all contact, sir. Stand by. The Falcon is near impact. I'm going after them. Luke, take R-II with you. If something has happened to Captain Solo and Chewbacca is alone, you will need me to interpret. Sir, he's firing on us. I know, but I don't think he means to hit us. Chewie's a better shot than that. Look, he's speeding up. We're losing him. Not for long. This is Y-Ford to base. He's heading straight for a moon in the Pana system. The Jell-O planet. There it goes. Hang on, R-Two. What about me? I'm going to shake apart. We're approaching the water planet. We're following Han and Chewie. We lost them. Hang on, Threepio. We're going in. Are you sure this is the best way, sir? No. There's always room for jello. Yep. Standard equipment. A raft. Yes, how about our two? Lucas has to always have a gratate. Our comm links are out. We can't contact the base. Life raft secrets. Where are you going, sir? to see if I can locate the Falcon by visual sighting. Maybe it's close by. What the heck? R-Two, stand by to fire the ejection pod. And hurry, R-Two, or we'll be deserted soon. Just like everything through Daphne's animation, it's built through fellow action figures and vehicles. I'm not sure. You saved my life. Thank you. You are alone? I have two droids. We've come in search of a ship that crashed near here. Maybe I can help you. I am Boba Fett. The ship you seek is nearby. They are here, friend. And growing more powerful. How far away? Settle down. they do is eat this is all we have but uh he's welcome too you are foolish to waste your kindness on this dumb creature no lower life form is worth going hungry for I take it you have no love of the empire we must all suffer That's fair, Jess. That's fair. And we thank you for that. I know Hide and Creep is your favorite movie. Don't you think it might be imprudent to trust him so quickly, sir? He's our only chance. And besides, he seems like a friend. So, for those out there, you may not know this, but Boba Fett actually started his life as a super trooper. He was supposed to be a super storm trooper. So his original design, he was solid white like a stormtrooper. During the time of them making hints, they were still trying to figure out what Boba Fett was gonna be. Just think, this animated sequence brought us all the way to where we have a cute baby we all love now. Yes, it's in the chat. And... In the event that you didn't know, the rifle that he's using in this, that's actually the inspiration for Din Djarin's rifle in Mandalorian. As soon as I saw him in one of the trailers with that, I was like, someone knows the holiday special. Yeah. You stay here while I get the syrup. I said stay, friend. Luke trusted me, and I'm your only chance of getting out of here alive. Do you understand me? You remind me of Magneto from the cartoons, from the X-Men cartoons. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah. Starlog update. Although Boba Fett quickly located the serum for the sleeping virus, we had no idea of his real plan. Uh-oh. I have made contact with the rebels and all is proceeding as you wish, Darth Vader. Uh-oh. What is it now? It's the good part. It's freezing. Yeah. We missed the GM commercial. Or is that all? Just some silly game? Laugh it up, fuzzball. Yes, their metabolisms are slowing down. I wonder what's keeping Chewbacca. Try to find them on the view screen. Darth Vader. Good one, but I want them alive. Now that you've gotten their trust, they may turn to babies. I'd say I like that look of Vader there. This time we'll get them all. I see why they call you the best bounty hunter in the galaxy. I have the serum you must leave quickly friend One shot pistol Alright, I'm not sure Somebody must know something He says our friend Boba found serum from the Talisman of Iris. Is that Adam Driver? He was destined to play his son. Spoiler for those. I'm afraid, sir, it's because you said Boba is a friend and faithful ally that simply does not feed properly into R-Two's information bank. What are you talking about? We intercepted a message between Boba and Darth Vader, sir. Boba Fett is Darth Vader's right-hand man. Oh no! We'll meet again. Well, trust a droid to get to the bottom of things. Boba sure fooled the rest of us. I beg your pardon, sir. Chewbacca suspected all along there was something bad about Boba. How did you know, Chewie? He doesn't like the tea. May I quit directly, sir? He just didn't smell right. And imagine coming off this and then you see Boba Fett in the actual Empire and you're like, may the force be with you. You got the thing, guys? Yeah. Kind of had some R events there, a little bit. That was the reward for, yeah, you seeing Boba. We're almost done ransacking your room down there, okay? Watch something else. The world's worst cleaning service. Surely that giant Wookiee's in here. I want that stuffed Bantha, man. Look at that thing. That's awesome. The freight is all downhill from here, guys. Nothing up there. Go clean up your room. Bye. Yes! I mean, the Empire's done some scrumptious scummy things, but this is one of the worst. Clean it so we can mess it up again. Yeah. That will keep him busy for a while. That's the most snidest you're welcome ever. Man, the Empire's a bunch of doo-doo heads, man. How dare they? That was an awesome Bantha plush, man. At the time, that was probably the only Bantha plush. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm gonna get those guys. That's what we need. We need a legacy sequel where Lumpy takes his revenge on people. Yeah, it's Lumpy's Revenge. All Day Special Part Two, Lumpy's Revenge. Yeah. My Legos! This product was packed under strict quality control on the system Amorphia, and this instruction cassette provided by the manufacturer, it offers a unique chance for consumers everywhere to meet an Amorphian being. The motor abilities of Amorphian citizens are frequently impaired by malfunctions which result in a temporary loss of power. This in no way reflects on the safety of our product. Rather, it should serve as a guarantee of our high standard of long wear and durability. I forgot about this part. Thank you for selecting our brand of mini transmitter. If you assemble it properly, following the instructions I am about to give you, it will provide many years of fun and valuable service. What is... Which director was responsible for this? Let's get started, shall we? First, find the sealed package containing all the tools you'll need. It looks like this. Since Michael's in the chat, I love Harvey. Here, I wish one of our favorites were Paul Lynn. This would have been, like, an amazing part for Paul. Ha ha ha! Don't hurt your wookie fingers. Now, find the Circuit Breaker Module. And by the way, let's start calling these components by their proper names. Circuit Breaker Module. wow um every one of the ten thousand terminals on your circuit breaker module is marked in a particular it told them just be yourself beautiful this just makes me wish like as we're being a podcast I wish podcasts were around a little bit earlier so you could have some good backstories on this stuff from harvey and all them oh my god Blue goes to blue. He said, I was high as a kite. Now, watch me closely. And we'll assemble our mini-transmitters together. Let us work slowly because this is a job we're doing well. Well, I see time is running out, so we better turn our attention to the assembly of the impulse-to-voice translator. The impulse-to-voice translator. The very heart of the mini-transmitter, which converts electronic energy, which you provide, into any of a thousand recognizable languages. We must remain alert for this very complicated procedure. This could very easily be a Duracell commercial. Yeah. The key words here and the total utilization of our neurocranial synapses is absolutely essential. And that's mostly that action there is how many of the actors survive that scene. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Back to the animation. Hey, Darnay. That's what I'm welcoming, Darnay. Oh, Paul would have been wonderful for that. Paul is wonderful in anything. We'll have to find out what time of year it was, but you know, Donny and Marie did a Star Wars thing, and Paul played an Imperial officer. Chris Christopherson plays Han Solo. What is that dude doing? This transmission is unrehearsed and unedited and is hereby begun without further comment as to its lack of moral value. That, whatever it is, that fly creature, that's one of those images that's burned in my mind from the original movie where it's like touching its nose. And that's one of them images I never forget. All right, Darnay. We're about three quarters of the way through the holiday special. How do you think we're doing, man? We're doing this all completely without the release of libations. Well, I am certainly not going to get rich with customers like you. I thought I taught you to drink faster than that. At least you're steady. Oh, come on, now, drink up. There's plenty more where that came from. What'll it be? Hello, Acme. Okay, we'll do it your way. Hello. Now we'll do it my way. What'll it be? Can we talk? Well, of course we can talk. We are talking. You're not ordering. I'm not boring. We are not drinking. We are talking. I'm moving this to make room for a drink so that next time I say, yeah, but, you know, we're having fun. You know, we're doing this in a shared. I'll have one of those. Yes, we all come for BR I Know you're looking forward to seeing volcano head here. I'll be right. Yeah. I'm glad you said I'll be waiting Sir This is where I feel like Bill Murray's singing Star Wars. Talking about Star Wars. How's your drink? It's all gone. Look, there's a flower on top of it. I see there is. You want another drink? The flower is for you. I wanted to bring you something, and that's all I could think of. I don't have many flowers. Oh, this makes sense why she was here at the CBS production. Maude was on CBS. It says it ran until April seven. What a nice name. When I left here the other night, I felt something that I haven't felt in longer than I cared to remember. Yeah, she would have been doing Maude. Someone made me feel like all the years I've lived have meant something. And all he said was six simple words. Come back soon. Yeah, that's why I went home and thought and thought about what you said, what did I say? Her contract yet one special According to her she appeared in this She had her youngest son. You know, it's funny. Yeah. A man can live as long as I have through all the ups and downs. And just when he thinks it's all over, someone cares for him again. I wasn't looking for that when I came in here. Maybe that's why it happened, because I wasn't asking for love anymore. I wasn't desperate. I wasn't begging, whining. Her family changed her name. I just came in here for a drink. And I found a lot more. Oh, my gosh. Curlman. Curlman. Nothing like a little sexual harassment for you. You're kind and sweet. And there's Maude. But if you're saying what I think you're saying. What's funny, though, red guy, that's Tracy Oldman. I just have one thing to say. I did not. Don't do this to me. Please. Look, I have customers. Why don't you sit down? Finish your drink. Have another drink. This one's on me. Now, you stay just as long as you want. Wow, tanking him up. Just... Alright. But I have business to attend to. I really have no time for anything else. You'll change your mind. I just know you will. Oh, my God. Six simple little words. I can wait forever to hear it again. Shady Pines, Arv. I'll be waiting. Oh, man. The look of despondence. Due to increased activity among subversive forces, We are placing a curfew on the entire Tatooine system effective immediately. All inhabitants will return to their homes at once. This scare will remain in effect until further notice. I think in future sections of this, I'm just going to pull up that comment again. Just my luck, I'm stuck here with a Jedi and a moron. Jedi and a moron. Please, please, I have enough aggravation. All right, one more round before you leave, and this one's on me. Tork. See what the boys on the bandstand what kind of music they play here those guys country animals We're a jizz band We do nothing but acid jazz We're the good old boys And for those wondering, that is the actual name of that music. Gentlemen, I guess you didn't hear what I said. The Empire has closed us down. Now, I know this sort of thing happens all the time. I'm sure it's just temporary. Fellas, the party is over. How dare you? You stop that. Stop talking. It's all right. I'll reason with you. come on you guys haven't I always lent you blood low you of all creatures please do me a favor and leave that's freaking greedo thorpe thorpe after all I've done for you Oh, what was it that they added? Short memory, eh, Thorpe? Short memory! Oh, listen, do you remember the time? I don't believe we've met. We closed! We closed! You don't tell a Deveroni, okay? We are closed. The Empire just imposed a curfew on this planet. Everybody has to leave right now. Thorpe, I don't want any more trouble. You take care of the door. All right. All right. All right. I can take a hint. We'll have one more round. This one's on the house. I'll run a tab for the empire. just one more round friend than a homeward bound friend don't forget me in your dreams just one more song that's why she had to retire to florida and then so long friend the nights get shorter it seems I mean she had to give them away so they'd listen to her same friend yes it's a crime friend but you know time friend time can fly Keep in mind, like I said earlier, this was so that, you know, she did this. Yeah. Well, she did this because she had a younger son that loved it. Her son's at home watching this. Mom, you're messing up Star Wars. Just one more drop, friend, before we stop. VR should be a canon character in Star Wars. One more moment, face to face. Next time you're dry, friend, try stopping by, friend, if there's a light in the place. We may not thrive, friend, but we survive, friend. Look, we're alive, friend, you and I. I really wish I could have gotten versions of this slower song, the Cantina song. Yeah. We used to do a Cantina band many, many years ago. That would have been good to have. What's the species of the Cantina band? Yeah. What was that? What was the species of the Cantina band? Uh, Biff. Biff. There was actually a Biff Jedi as well. Now it's goodnight, friend. Goodnight, friend. But which alien influenced the way... Which alien are you? Last night, which alien are you talking about in Force Awakens? Please reiterate on your comment. Follow me! The bar. Oh, the bar host, yeah. You don't want to go to her bar. This is awesome. Yeah. She gets them all to leave, performing a conga line of drums. This is how they close out the canteen at Disney World, I guess. This is after the Disney World closes, and that's all the actors. Yeah. You're such a dear friend. Uh-oh. Whoa now. You know I'm here, friend. Is that a tear, friend, in your eye? Now it's good night, friend. Good night. Good night, friend. Good night. Traditional beer mugs are still, though. Nah. In the universe of Star Wars. Come on, Bo. We gotta have a way to relate. I know. Uh-oh. Yes. I love it. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Message received and obeyed. You have to hear him say it four times before you can... We leave at once. So did Lumpy hijack their signal is what happened? Yes, I think so. Stay here. There's a male missing from this household, and I want you to be here when he returns. It's possible he's one of the rebels we're looking for. Chew his sus. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Lumpy's a hacker. Return to base. Uh-oh. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. Return to base. That is so creepy. Messing with my son. He doesn't even take his bowcaster out. Yeah. And the Wilhelm scream. Yes. Is there any more inside? That's okay. Everything's okay now. Here's your daddy. It's okay, everybody. It wasn't long. How are you? Wonderful. You're well, huh? Your son's been doing you proud. Saved my tail more than a couple of times. I'd love to, but I can't. I gotta get back to the falcon before somebody stumbles across her. Look at Lumpy. He's sure grown. Yeah. He's probably more on his game with his part than anybody in this. Yeah. He's a professional. Chewy, check and see if the coast is clear, will ya? Yeah, you haven't seen your family forever. Why don't you check the clear? I'll, you know... I'm gonna stay here and talk. I gotta get my screen time so the, uh... Make sure people see the hay. Enough. Bye. I want to go get my check. Yeah. Okay, pal. Bye, everybody. Bye, pal. Be careful. The forest is choking. Yeah. I'll be looking for him. Take care. Chewie, you know, I messed up your deck there, but you know. That's an orange tape. Yeah. The Wookiee HOA is going to be mad. Knock on the door in like two seconds and it's the HOA manager. Yeah. She's just staring at him. What the heck is going on? Snap! Yeah. Touching yes Chewy boy Do you guys know your banister's messed up back there? I think you're looking for one. Forget him. We won't be bothered by him again. Uh-oh. You got a trooper dead at the base of your tree. This is a general alert. Calling Officer B- four-seven-one-one. Officer B- four-seven-one-one. We are unable to reach you on your comlink. Is there a problem? You are instructed to turn on your comlink immediately. Yes, they had to sit at a you know system-wide alert for one guy they wouldn't answer the phone We have two-way communication traders on Dan Is this a report about the missing trooper? It is sir Trooper before seven eleven was here with three other men they left and he remained As soon as they had gone he packed a lot of food from this house me robbed me blind Then he took off of the hills Very well, we'll send out a search party. Thank you. That doesn't say well for, you know, they believe that instantly. Identification is very important. Hope you maintain contact with the Empire at times like this. As it should. Hey, Brock. I know you miss us. This day is for you. Have a wonderful celebration. Oh, we haven't even got to the good part yet, folks. We get to have Princess Leia singing. You guys got to stick around for that. Yeah. Extra long bonus episode tonight. It's the holiday special. We are about, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to celebrate Wookiee Life Day in the traditional Wookiee format. Get out your Wookiee snow globe. Hey, you watch that language, sir. She'll always be a Princess Davines. Trade out of Betty Ford. Here we go. This is what you've all been waiting for. The Life Days Celebration. and their gospel choir robes. You know, they were just happy because they didn't have to wear the bottom part anymore. Yeah. Spoiler, this is probably the first sequence they filmed. Yeah, probably. And now we've zoomed in a never-ending story, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently it's part of life that we've sacrificed ourselves to this time. The elves are going back to Isengard. This is the age of men. The age of the Wookiees are over. I see a little silhouette of a bookie. Happy birthday. And we're certainly glad that you are alive to celebrate. Nixie, get ready for disappointment. Yes, Artu. It is indeed true that at times like this, Artu and I wish that we were more than just mechanical beings. and we're really alive, so that we could share your feelings with you. Chewbacca! Chewbacca, we were so relieved to hear you were all right. All of you are an important part of my life, pal. I'm glad I could be here. He's like way too warm for Han Solo at this point. This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom and to harmony and to peace. And she wouldn't have let him anywhere near her at this point, really. You know what? He should be asking her why he got snubbed for a medal for blowing up the first Death Star. Yeah. Let it be known that Peter Mayhew right next to her is holding her up so she doesn't fall over. Yeah, I believe it. Very convenient that it's to the tune of some of the new Star Wars music It's like, she's really heavy. Yeah. The next time they have a large scale battle with the empire, they didn't seem to bring her in there and have her staying. Sure. They'll just surrender. Yeah. Well, she's not bad. Much better than I could. Oh, here we go. Does that mean they walk into the sun, too? Like everybody? Oh, my God. And here's where the audio cues are going to get us for YouTube. Oh, yeah. Rock, if you're still there, I hope you're ready to be demonetized. Yeah. We survived. This video is going to make no money, okay? Hey, there's your lightsabers, kids. There you go. Just a clip from the movie. But you know, there were no VHSes of it yet. It is true. You have to be at home and on your own TV, a lightsaber for the first time. Yeah, there we go, bro. You notice they didn't get Alec Guinness to do this. Well, I mean, yeah. And we brought Alec Guinness back, guys. Yeah. if you want to still alive don't worry about it oh god oh and it's not over yet folks Well, I mean, Jess, I literally have a Lucasfilm and Disney lawyer standing right over there next to my door right now. They heard what we were doing. It's not. No, we got to sit around a table and talk now. Just wookie things. There we go guys you survived the holiday special we survived it with no alcohol. Yeah, I Enjoy tonight. Is that like how like YouTube YOLO? Ron Williams, yeah. Oh, my gosh, guys. All right, we're going to stop this before we get late. Yeah, anymore. We'll just go back to... Yeah, we'll let the credits roll, at least. Get the people there. Yeah. We're totally going to turn off the audio, though, because this is like straight-up Star Wars soundtrack. Yeah. So, wow. We hope you guys really enjoyed that. As I always say when it comes to the holiday special... You don't really enjoy it. You just get through it. It exists. Yes. No freaking way. God, man. Oh, but like... Oh, what can I think of his name? Highlander II, though, has... Oh, what is his name? And I feel bad. He's one of my favorite actors. Highlander II. It was at Burbank Studios. Probably next to the Price is Right set. Michael Ironside. Yeah, that's one thing that Highlander II has over this that has Michael Ironside. And now we have a promo for Linda Carter. So the Alabama Theater would show this. Honestly, like... if they wanted to alcohol sales, I would say, yeah, if, if they, if they could lump it in with the like diehard, you have to talk to Gary. We'll, we'll get Gary. And the next time we see Gary, cause like I said, Gary's always down when his schedule allows him here. Well, you know, I, I just, I want to say that, uh, we, we, yeah, I think we needed an achievement for having gotten through this with no alcohol and, and no, no anything. That was amazing. Oh, Gary wants to sell tickets. He says we pay them enough. Yeah, we want to have to pay them to show this. All right, guys. Well, let me get all the other good, the branding here, there, since dad's watching, make sure, of course, always thank you for stopping by and visit the beautiful Bama geeks.com. And as always make sure to follow us on the socials, pretty much anything from X blue sky, Facebook, whatever you can think of that has a social media handle. It's Bama geeks. 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I think we're going to reminisce on New Year's, hopefully throw in some memories of twenty five years ago when we were all freaking out about Y to K and all kinds of other fun things. So. I appreciate you. But like I said, let me roll here the countdown video. Make sure we do it right for Dad, and we will talk to you guys later. I'm Bo, and, of course, there's Kevin. So you guys take care of yourself. Bye. Bye.