Ep. 101: Old People Playing New Games

Hey, y'all. It's me, Tara Strong, aka Miss Minutes for Bama Geeks. I hope you're ready to watch, and if you don't, I will have to prune you. Stay on your sacred timeline. And good Sunday evening to you. We hope you're doing very well. Thanks for joining us live. We are the Bama Geeks. Hello. I'm Brock, that's Jess, and there's Kevin, and that's Bo. We're back in our boxes. Yeah, we hope you enjoyed the episode last time. I think I decided I'm going to start saying, hidey-ho, good neighbor. Hey, Ice Knight. How are you? Thanks for coming back. Good to see you. We hope you're ready to play a game with us tonight. Yeah, you picked a good night to return. Yeah, Jess is going to be Bob Barker tonight. It's going to be amazing. That's right. I am the game show host tonight. Yeah, that's good. If you say something she doesn't like... That's some of the best sound in the world. Oh, but we thank you so much for being here. We're going to give it a, just a couple of minutes. See if any more people want to join. We are hoping that tonight you will play along in the chat. We've got a fun game. So, uh, Oh, well, I said I had surgery in late January. You've been healing. I hope you're doing better. Yeah. Why do you have to go and do that, man? Why are you trying to make yourself better? No, we certainly hope you're, you're, you're progressing nicely in your recovery. Surgery is not fun. Get well soon. And I'm glad you're here with us tonight. Yeah. So if you're new here to the Bama Geeks, make sure you go to our website, bamageeks.com. That's where you're going to find all the information about the show, the podcast, all the videos, you know, whatever you want to know about us. That's where you find it, bamageeks.com. You can also find us everywhere on social media at Bama Geeks. Whatever your favorite platform is, if we're not there, we're probably not going to be there. we social media is a lot of fun these days but if you do want to have some real fun then interact with us there at bama geeks and if you're on facebook you can join our community which is the bama geeks front porch it's a little private group and we will let you in and you can just uh Have a whole lot of fun with us in that group. Hey, if you don't want to do social media, just go to our website and there's a voicemail feature. You can just leave us voicemails and talk to us if you want to. That's fine. We're good with it. Absolutely. Yeah. I said, we missed you too, man. So, so happy that you're back. Um, So like I said, we're going to give it a couple, a couple of minutes for people to come in. We, we really want some interaction tonight in the chat. We got something fun that this just happened on a whim. Yeah. You know, Jess is going to run this whole thing tonight. This is her game that she found and is going to put together. So she's, she's going to run, she's going to run it. I've really been looking forward to this. And since we've been doing the podcast, I've wanted to try to do, and hopefully we can have opportunities to do maybe some trivia at some point, you know, games like this occasionally. I really like the idea of that and the concept. And, um, I hope that I can find more games that, you know, we can do, you know, in this type of format, you know, and, and make it work for us here on the, on the live stream. Yeah, we, uh, I don't know where I was going with that. I was waiting with bated breath. Yeah, I was too, apparently. Flashbacks to his memories of the Mountaineer guy. Yeah, we were talking just before we went on here. Jess loves the Barker era of The Price is Right. I do. And so tonight we told her that she can be Bob Barker. And she brought up a childhood trauma for me. It was whenever the mountaineer would go up the, you know. And when I was a young kid and he got to the end of that thing and would fall off, it scared me. I was traumatized. Yeah, cliffhanger. That's right. Yeah. We should have put you on Maury with the lady who was scared of pickles or something. It was traumatic seeing the little guy fall. I was like, oh, man. Yeah, he felt bad for the dude. Poor guy. Poor guy. Terrible. So we, what I was going to say is, you know, if, if you have been a frequent listener of the podcast, it is a running joke here that, uh, we, we always talk about how old we get and how old we are. And, uh, Hey Shane, welcome in. He said, just need sly then as the climber. Yeah. Hey, yo, that's a good one. I'm sorry. That was Scott Hall. Well, it's close. Yeah. Yeah. What can we say? We've been watching a lot of WCW retro WCW lately. So yeah. If you like bad impressions, leave a like subscribe to the channel. So, um, yeah. Um, So we have a running joke and we've had it the entire four years that we've been doing this podcast about, you know, just how old we are. And, you know, we get into our obituaries and gray hair and sitting at Jack's, um, which we should have, which we easily could have done the last time that we were all together, episode one hundred. And we should have done it at Jack's. But we. You know what? You know what? The rate at which restaurants are closing these days, we may have our shot at buying a Jack's here pretty soon. We can just do our own permanent studio there. That would be awesome. I would rejoice with that one. Yeah. A lot of inspiration from that. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to be that guy, but I can tell you that we have an opportunity here near where I live where you can get a closed down Waffle House. So we could do a Waffle House. We could even have some brawls. Yeah. We could even have some brawls there if we wanted to. You could say, you don't talk about no one. Rule number one, don't talk about Waffle House. Rule number two, you don't talk about Waffle House. Yeah. Well, we missed out on the opportunity for the Pizza Hut down there where you live, Kevin. They went in and turned it into Mexican restaurant, which is very good, by the way. Very good. We enjoyed it. Because if you watched our hundred episode, we mentioned we went to eat Mexican food right after that. Oh, boy. That's some of the best I've had. Stuff. Yeah. I agree. Very good stuff. Yeah. Anyway. So, anyway. So, yeah. We talk about how old we are and all this other jazz. And so, Jess found this game. called you're getting old yes getting old yeah you're getting old and here's the thing what what does it say on there it's a game for millennials aging millennials it's a party game for aging millennials is how it's advertised so jess and I are legit gen x so we're already past this yeah and then I think bow and are kind of zennials in a way yeah we're the yeah we're the in-between generation we're the yeah Well, it does have the ages, the age range listed from eighteen to forty five. So. And we're past that. We're past forty five. Jess and I are well past that. So but yeah, this this caught my eye while we were walking through Tarjay. Eighteen to forty five. That's barely got me by like a month. Yeah. I saw this on the shelf and I saw that on the shelf and I walked, we, we, we walked by it and I just made a turnaround. I said, hang on, I have an idea. So I came up with podcast content for us tonight. Yeah. And so it's got a scorecard in there and little pieces that she's going to show off, but we can't, you know, we can't really do that. So what we're going to do is prove how old we are and I've got pen and paper. With our four names, we're going to keep track of the score on this. We're going to play for about an hour. And if you're in the chat and you want to play along, let us know what your score is. And we can make notes of that. We really needed someone like a team in this as well. Just to see what the difference in the knowledge is, you know? If you know somebody, tell them to sign on. My daughter just turned nineteen, but she is away on spring break, so that's not happening. Having a life, I got you. Chase, I got to farm that content. A lot better and less creepy than Target toy hunt streams. Absolutely. Or in my case... I understood that reference. Yes. What has now dominated my stuff has been like going to thrift stores and looking at things in thrift stores as well. Oh, your YouTube content? Oh, yeah. Ours is wrestling. Now apparently, I don't know if they're just like, maybe I've looked at a couple of things on there, but now it's like all filled with nothing but people taking their cameras and panning through Goodwill shelves and going, should I pick this or not? I'm like, Bro, it's you, you already got it. If you're asking, you bought it. Okay. Yep. Absolutely. So if, if we were sitting down at a table, all of us together to play this game. We would have what is called, this is like the game board. It's got avocados on the side here, which is really cool. But it's called The Path to Getting Old. So if we were sitting down at the table playing this, we would be using this. And the tokens, it's a six-player game. And the tokens we would use to play that to move ourselves up and down the board. Let's see. You probably can't, I don't think you can see these very well. Is one of them a shoe? Wine glass. We have a white teeny shoe that is supposed to be like a New Balance shoe. We have a lawnmower. Khaki shorts. A fanny pack. No, we'll not rock a panty pack. A wine glass and avocado toast. Me and Bo would fight over that lawnmower. Yeah. When I opened this up, I told Brock, I was like, oh, it's got white tennis shoes and a lawnmower. Bo's going to love that. Bo's going to absolutely love that. Well, Jess, I'm going to leave you big on the screen while we play this because you've got the cards and stuff. So how are we keeping score? How does this game work? So what happens is you have a card and you read. The first section, it's divided into two areas. So on the top is the old. So I'm going to read. Okay. Let's just give an example before we play. How about that? Okay. So old. You own a watch that tracks your daily exercise. Now, you can redeem yourself from being old by reading the bottom part. So how do you redeem yourself? You've taken a Peloton class. So if you're old, I guess, so what we're going to do is we're going to, if you're still old, we're going to mark down a point. Okay. Okay. If you're not, after reading the redeemed, if you're like, oh, I'm good, then you don't get a point. Does that make sense? The point is not to get points. Right. Yeah. The person at the end with the highest points loses. Yeah. Because if you were playing with a game board and you were starting here and going up, the person that reached ten first would be the winner, but technically the loser, I guess. I'm old if I have a fitness tracker. What the crap, man? Shane says that's really old. You're just a genetic freak. Yeah, but I can do Steiner math, though. There you go. What I want to know is, do we get the actual avocados? Because those things are expensive. Well, first of all, judging, judging your age on avocado is really unfair because those things age really quickly. So, you know, it starts out if, I don't know, you can't see it, but look, it starts out like this, like a really perfect avocado. And then some reason why the avocados become like the fruit of the millennial. I don't understand that. Avocado toast, baby. I love avocados. Avocados from Mexico. Sorry. Every time that commercial comes on, she sings it. catchy it's understandable all right she says I think someone has a three to three chance winning this yes that's right you're doing steiner math yeah so okay so the score is from one to ten right on there is that the yeah all right so the first person to ten loses yes okay all right I'm gonna speed run this yeah Give me the first hand cards. Go. Like I said, we'll, we'll stream for about an hour tonight. So we'll, we'll, we'll get in a few games. So I tell you what chat. Um, if you want to like, um, after we do the old and the redeemed, if you want to respond in chat and just say old, then I guess that's how we can give you a point. She didn't say I need to stretch before we start. Ice Knight's ready. Let's go. He's recovering from surgery. We've got to make this count for it. That's right. Have some fun with it. Ice Knight's ready. And there you have a point there for making a parody to Ice Ice Baby. We haven't even started yet. Already filled vanilla ice into it. Give me my point. All right. All right. So chat, what did you say for scoring in the chat? Okay. So like I said, I'm going to read old. Okay. And then I'm going to read redeemed. So after I read the redeemed part, hang on a second. Hang on a second. Okay. A player can only redeem themselves if they said slash did what is listed on the old prompt of that card. Okay. Yeah. Chat. If you want to say redeemed and tell why you're redeemed, listen to that. Okay. All right. So, okay. But if you want to, if you're redeemed, but if you're not just put your old, how about that? There you go. Okay. Trying to figure out how to do this. We're not sitting down playing a game board. So, all right. We're ready to try this. Okay. All right, here we go. First card. Oh, okay. I read that one as example. Hang on. Okay. Next card. Okay. Here we go. She's already got a point for being old. Cause she forgot what she read. Okay. Here we go. Old. You own Bluetooth headphones that aren't AirPods, but you are redeemed. Wired headphones feel nostalgic. Okay. So how do we do this? How do we do this? Okay. So I am old because I do own Bluetooth headphones that are not AirPods. Um, but I am redeemed because wired headphones feel nostalgic to me. Yeah. It's the same. I'm old and redeemed. Yes. Okay. So chat. Okay. So Shane, Shane is old. Okay. Okay. Ice night is redeemed. Okay, so Shane gets the point. All right. Put him down. What about you, Beau? You didn't say anything. Oh, yeah, yeah. I use the wired, yeah. Well, I don't use it for nostalgia because I'm scared of... Ninety percent of the time I'm wearing mine is when I'm cutting grass and I don't feel like losing my earbud and being chopped up. So, yeah. Okay. But, Harold, but you... Hey, I do have wired headphones. Yes. It's wired, but you're using them for practical reasons, not because you feel the nostalgic. So I guess that would put me in old. Yeah. Oh, practicality. So yes, me and Shane. All right. So, so Jess, you're, you're good. Yes. Kevin's good. And I'm good. Shane ice nights redeemed. So he doesn't have a point. So Bo and Shane have a point. All right. He's going to go out and get the lawnmower ready. Yes, exactly. Okay. Anybody else before we move on in the chat? No, I don't like it. Okay. All right. We're going to move it on to card number two now. Card two. Okay, card number two. You're old if you know how to tell military time. I'll tell the military. redeemed, practically all of your technology products are Apple. Okay, I'm redeemed. I am redeemed. Nope, I'm old. Nope. I do have Apple products. I just can't say that practically all of them are because I'm more Android than anything. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not for age brand preference. Okay. Alright, so Bo's got a point. Kevin's got a point. Shane's got a point. Yeah. Ice Knight. It's got a point. Yeah. Old military brat. Same here. But then again, all my, the majority of my things are, are Apple. Yeah. I got my watch, my iPhone. Yep. Yep. Okay. Alrighty then. Shane's got a reason here. Okay. So he learned that because of programming and his mom that worked in programming. Nice. Okay. We, we, we do love hearing the reasons behind these. Okay. All right, so Bo and Shane are leading us with two. Going strong, my friend. I'm a winner. All right. We're moving on card number three. All right. Okay. Okay. Old, if DIY is appealing, redeem your advocate for Etsy. Ooh. Oh my God. That's rough. Well, I've bought a few things off Etsy. I like Etsy. Yeah. I like it. I don't know if I would advocate for it. I mean, honestly, Etsy used to be great, but they've gotten to where they're like way too expensive and they take too much. So I don't really recommend it anymore. So I guess I'm old. All right. I definitely advocate. I definitely love DIY though. Oh my gosh. Yep. Yeah. I do advocate for, for Etsy. Cause I do buy a light off there. Yeah. So Shane says he's old because I need to fix stuff. An ice night. Say old again. All right. I'm redeemed. I'm redeemed too. All right. So. All right. Hang on. And the thing is, is these are the older people that are being redeemed here. I'm trying to hang on to youth as long as I can. I'm losing it. All right. So Shane's got three. Kevin, you've got two. Bo, where do you stand on this? You said I had two. Oh, this, I'm all for Etsy. You're all, okay, so Bo. So I'm redeemed. All right, so Shane, you're leading it with three. And he's much younger than us. Yeah. He's an old soul. That's right. He's an old soul, as I say. All right. So moving on to the next card. Ready? Mm-hmm. Okay. Do it. Ha ha. Old, one of your fingers covers part of your camera lens and half of the photos on your phone. Nope. Nope. Redeemed, you choose style over comfort. Nope. So I can't count that as old or redeemed. Yeah, I'm neither. That's a stalemate there. And the thing with the whole style over comfort thing is like if I'm going out, it's style. But if I'm at home, it's comfort. So it's like fifty-fifty. Yeah. This is kind of like, okay, I don't, I don't know how to feel about this one, honestly, either. Yeah. Shane, Shane, we don't need to be talking about your undergarments. The charge and the point Shane. Yeah. Yeah. This is kind of a neither for me too. Yeah. This is neither. I mean, I like, yeah, I'm, I, I'm always for comfort of style. I don't give a rip. Yes. Me too. That's the Gen X coming out in me. Okay. So no, I don't, I would say no points for anybody. Nothing, nothing to tally on that one. Yeah. I will say I've discovered old Navy. Okay. I can't do old Navy. Just because the I don't know if I've talked about it on the podcast before, but the old lady with the big black rim glasses that used to be on the commercials with the little dog magic. You know, I hate those. I haven't been a regular consumer. Those commercials are like twenty years old. So, you know, it might be time to let it go, man. No, I'm still to this day. We're not go inside an old Navy because why don't you just bounce it out with the with the Six Flags guy? Oh, good dance. Oh, yeah. Besides, Old Navy is just pretty much gapping its retirement years now. Yes. Why do you think I've discovered it? All right. So Shane says, if I'm not wearing a helmet for a costume, then my thumb does. Thumb is not in the picture because I'm not using my nose to take the picture. Okay. All right. All right. So that one's a. Nobody got any points on that one. That's a neater. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. Next one. All right. You're old. You're old if you turn your phone sideways to film things. Look. Yes. Horizontal always. Because you can crop it down to vertical. Who wrote these? I don't know. What's the redeem for this? You're redeemed if you still get Christmas gifts from family based on things you were into as a child. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm old. Okay. All right. So Bo is old. No, no, no. I've, I've, I've still got gifts related to the things I like. Yeah. I was, I was preemptively. All right. So Kevin's old. I'm old. Okay. Okay. Now what, Jess? Okay. Should I read it again? Sorry. Yeah. Read it again. I mean, look at, look at poor Shane. He says what? Okay. Old. You turn your phone sideways to film things. Yes. That's the only proper way as a videographer. That is the only proper way to do it. I know you're gonna. Okay. So you can redeem yourself if you still get Christmas gifts from your family based on things you were into as a child. People still give me Ghostbuster stuff. I give you stuff all the time. Yeah. So I'm redeemed on that. Yeah. So the whole sideways thing is why Brock is a good at the Tik TOK. He's always like turning it sideways. He can't stand when I do things, when I film stuff. When she holds her phone straight up and down vertically, it bothers the mess out of me because you can crop horizontal down to vertical, but you can't go vertical to horizontal. it's like the old when they when they were doing the whole pan and scan versus widescreen thing back with vc vcr and dvds and then having to explain to people why in the world of my tv got them black bars on it why can't they just make it full screen like they used to so I said I think you said you were neither on that yeah ice knight is neither Shane says he's doing the Jackie Chan meme face. Yeah. Ice Knight says real estate photos don't look good in portrait. Absolutely. And then Shane is taking redeemed for this. All right. So who's got the points on this? Tell the folks on realtor.com that. Okay. I don't think anybody got, did anybody get points on that one? Because I got old. Yeah. Yeah. Kevin did. I did. I got old on that. All right. So right now, Jess has got none. Bo's got two. Kevin's got three. I've got nine. Thankfully, all the family that give me gifts ask what I want. Yeah. Shane's got three. Ice Knight's got two. All right. Kevin and Shane are looking pretty ancient right now. A third of the way there. Yeah! Okay. Okay. You're old if you own a label maker. Ooh. You're redeemed if you're the go-to person in your family for electronics help. What if we didn't get old, but we got redeemed? Yeah, I was like, my wife... Do we get to take a point off of old? Yeah, what's in the rules for that? Oh, now we gotta go back to the rules here, huh? Yeah. I am totally redeemed there. I am the family electronics guy. Okay. Shane says he's old if it's the old turnstile one. Yeah. I have one at work, but we don't have one here at the house. I have two electronic label makers. It just says any player who has said or done what's listed on the old prompt must move their object up one space. So we're just considered safe, basically. Yeah. Safe. Okay. Yeah. So we can say safe. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we'll do. Safe. I like that. Let's say safe. Okay. All right. It keeps from us from moving from gaining another point or moving up. Let's not say safe. Let's say Motrin. Okay. hey new print little yellow all right or we can go real old and say annison jeff's go-to annison so shane says he's old but shane are you not the go-to person for the electronics yeah I'm about to say yeah you should you were I I would imagine you are I'm waiting to see if Shane wants to play. Shane just wants to win. He says, I want that Anacin, baby. He wants to celebrate with a big glass of Metamucil. Look at him. He says he's not going to do Redeemed because he does preventive maintenance on stuff. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. All right. So Shane's got a point then. All right. So Shane's back in the lead. Oh, man. Being old. He's got four. Okay. Okay. You're old if you've seen all the Twilight, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Hunger Game movies. Nope. But you're redeemed if you listen to Little Nos X. Okay, that's like... I feel like no one over the age of twenty-five should be, you know, that's like. Well, okay. I have seen. Okay. Here's a little hot. Here's a hot take. I have not seen all the Hunger Game movies. So I don't know if it's a combination. Have you seen all of the Twilights? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. every one of those movies listed I've seen all those every one of those franchises I've seen those movies yeah yeah so I will say I'm old and I'm redeemed yeah yeah no point for kevin yeah no point but you listen to little nas x oh yeah okay okay outside of old town road that's all I know I've listened to him so I guess I am accustomed so I'm familiar I'm old because I don't listen to little nas x All right. So you're old, Jess. I'm old. Jess got her first point. I'm saying that. Team Edward. Team Edward. Oh, Katie. Team Edward. Team PETA, Team Ron. Team PETA, Team Ron. Yeah. And I'm with Ice Knight here. Never seen the Twilight series. Oh, they've reached territory now of like the prequels for Star Wars. They're good meme territory now, so. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Some really good channels I follow on YouTube that do shorts that do some of the best stuff with Twilight. It's amazing. So our redemption is the little Nos X. That's why I'm saying I'm old. All right. So, Bo, are you safe? I mean, I know, like I said, I know of his song, but that's about it. I know a song. I don't know if I would say that he's a listener. No, I wouldn't put you down as an avid listener then. Does it say avid listener? It says listener, yeah. I mean, I know the song, but I wouldn't say it. That means to me, I would mean that as if you actively listen to him. You have him on a playlist or something. Did Lil Nas X touch your soul, Bo? Can't say so. I mean, you know. I listen to some interesting stuff, but I have to say he's not on my regular rotation, so no, I guess I know. I'm with you, Shane. Shane said he needs to own an album to be a listener in my book. That's fair. Look, I happily take my old point on this one. I will gladly take my old point on this one. Chase says you're all old because you're arguing over being an album listener. That's fair. That is fair. I'm taking my old point with this one. Ice Knight says, is he related to little, little, little ion? Little ion? I don't know. Maybe this would be John, but yeah, little ion. I think I'd like little ion better. So how are we scoring on this one? So Jess, you got a point on that one. Yeah. Okay. Bo? That put me one on there. Yeah. All right. So Bo's up to three. Kevin? No, because I have, well, I guess no. Okay, I guess if we're defining avid listener as having owned an album, then no. I need a point. All right, so Kevin's up to four. I have not seen all the movies, so I'm still at no points. Okay. Shane, did Shane say? I'm trying to scroll back through real quick. How's Shane doing on this? He's got a say, man. Let's see. Okay. He did say old. Okay. So Shane said he sold up to five then ice night. All right. Little John. Gotcha. All right. Yeah. A little John, not a little. No, I think, I think if there was a rapper family just for all a little, it would be a very large family. So, you know, there's, All right, so Kevin's the second with four. Shane's leading us all with five. And Ice Knights, he's got two. Shane, I'll meet you at the Hardee's. We're going to have us some coffee. If we ever do buy it, Jack, Shane's the first guest. I won the competition! all right all right you ready to move on let's move on okay I think we're okay on the points okay how do I not have one yet yeah omelet shop I'm with you I'll get you at the huddle house what were you saying brock I don't have any points yet yeah I think I've only got one then well you've always been you've been kind of a stalemate with each one of them huh Huddle House is the Kmart of Waffle House. You know that. Waffle House is peak, okay? I know a Huddle House is still allowed smoking inside. Well, let's not talk about how Bo knows this. Alright, ready? It's one attached to a truck stop. That's how I know. That says a lot. Alright. Next card? Yeah. Okay. You're old if you walk around your neighborhood and judge how clean people keep their houses. You are redeemed if you chat through Snapchat more than texting. So I'm old. I'm old. I, I a hundred percent judge. Does anybody need me to go back over that again? No, you put me on that one. Okay. Shane's old. I'm old. Bo's old. I don't walk around this neighborhood. Well, walk around, drive around, walk around, you know, and I have neighbors who run around on golf carts, judging everybody else's cleanliness. This is amazing. Ice nights at old. Bo knows what I'm talking about. Yep. Shane says Waffle House is just a fight club, especially close to the one close to Fort Bragg. I'm going to assume. I know Fort Bragg. I don't know Fort Brigg. Here's my shirt, Shane. It's Waffle House. You've got two wrestlers. It's Waffle House Amateur Wrestling Wednesday. It's got Uh, bite and fight late night on it. So yeah, it's my Waffle House wrestling shirt. That's so awesome. All right. Okay. So Justin's got two. Bo's got four. Kevin's up to five. Yep. I've got none. Shane's up to six. Ice Knight's got three. All right. I can't believe you wouldn't put yourself down for old on that last one though. I don't worry about our neighbors. Okay. I worry about them. I'm not going there. Go ahead. Oh, okay. This might get some people in trouble. You're old if you compare your significant other to your childhood crush. Nope. Okay. You're redeemed if you know who was a two thousands teenage heartthrob. um, two thousands, which I'm, this is neither for me. This is neither for me. Kevin, you're safe. I'm safe. I'm safe. You made the sound. Well, I'm just saying, I'm saying, yes, I could see, uh, I could see some influences on my wife from people I adored when I was younger, but I know teenage heartthrobs. I mean, if we're talking two thousands, are we talking like the backstreet boy in sync guys? Uh, Yeah. Yes. But did you own their album? We, we, we, you just have to like who you have to know who would, uh, two thousands teenage heart for up was, I guess how you redeem yourself. So I'm just going to say neither because I'm not married either. I'm not married either, but I mean, you can still compare it. If you have a significant of any kind, it's not exclusive to being married. Okay. Okay. All right, so Shane and the Ice Knight are still... Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom. Easy peasy. I'm just going to say neither on that. Shane saying Orlando Bloom is a significant other. Is that what it is? I can't blame him. He is a handsome man. You just don't know it yet. oh all right no no no no doctor who okay wait a minute wait a minute team edward yeah exactly mr pattinson yes who you mean batman right he's sparkly and like ice she says I mean he's taking the hobbits to eisengard I mean come on all right so bo did you get a point on that one Yeah. Well, I mean, I know, like I said, she's talking about Pattinson or Utah. I said, any of the backstreet boys, the Carter brothers, you got the, uh, Mr. Timberlake. Yeah. I think we're all safe on that one. Yeah. I think we're safe on that. All right. Okay. All right. Oh my gosh. Oh no. I am so called out right now. She says, I feel attacked. So you're old. If you like Fleetwood Mac, I don't like them. I love them. Yeah, you're obsessed. You're redeemed if you're redeemed. What TikTok trend raised the popularity of the song Dreams? So I'm old because I don't do TikTok really. So I can't tell you what trend raised the popularity of their song Dreams. I can't tell you that. I know the trend, but I'm not, I'm not like a super fan of theirs. There's songs I like, but I wouldn't say I'm old. I'm taking my old point happily with this one. Nope. I'm safe on this one. I do not jive with the goat. So we're, we're good. I know the trend. It was an older Spanish or Mexican gentleman. He was on the skateboard drinking his orange juice. Oh, that's right. That's what brought that up. That's it. Okay. Okay. Shane said, did someone throw a Waffle House chair with this question? Yes. Okay. So I guess technically I could be redeemed because I know that, but I would have accepted old as well. Okay. So I'm taking that one away from Jess. Yeah. Yeah. Take that point away. My favorite one was the pumpkin head with the Starbucks when he would be skateboarding. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. So Jess got a point removed. Bo, are you safe? Yeah, I'm safe because I'm the one who knew the TikTok reference. Kevin? No. I am definitely not a fan of Fleetwood Mac. Yeah, I'm not either. One of my least favorite bands of all time. I wear my old card proudly with that statement, but I am redeemed. So, and bring up Chase's comment because that is, hang on a second. Yeah. Shane is old. Uh, ice Knight says he's old. He's got a original vinyl Fleetwood. And all right. So Jay says, if I'd been a girl, my mom was going to name me Rihanna. Mm-hmm. It's a song. It's a Fleetwood Matt song. Okay. On a related note, I ring like a bell in the night. So my mom told me that that was on the list of names for myself as well. Really? Wow. Yeah. She almost, I could have been named Rihanna. Yeah. I'm very happy you're a Jessica. Yeah. Well, Jessica came from the Almond Brothers song too. So that, that shows you. I mean, I've got a Jessica rabbit hood ornament right here. I mean, come on. I'm glad you're Jessica. Rihanna twins. That's why I was like, Oh my gosh, I can't believe that. Cause it was the same for me. All right. So Jess is down to two. Bo's got four. Kevin's got five. I've got nine still. Dang, bro. Shane is up to seven. And I science got four. All right. All right. Okay. Next card. You're old. If public transportation has become a bother. We don't have public transportation. Public transportation. This is going to be, yeah, we can't use this card. in my car however though I I could be redeemed because it says you're redeemed if you if you've used the nyc subway system uber only we just need to skip that card I don't yeah this is we're throwing this one out and and alabama null and void forget this one yeah yeah okay all right I mean I guess do what you need to screen them yeah yeah sorry like does this make sense no This is a good one. Hey, we can't use that card. Oh, that one's out of there. See, even Shane public transportation. What is this? Yeah. That is a, that's definitely not, doesn't apply to any of us. Okay. Some of y'all are really going to love this one, by the way. Okay. You're old. If PBR or Bud Light is in your fridge right now. Chase. Yeah. Chase has PBR. You can, but you are redeemed. If you know, if you're, you, you're redeemed. If you know, if you prefer an ale and IPA or lager over a light beer. So this is, this is neither for, for us. Yeah. We don't have beer in our fridge. I don't drink beer at all. So, okay. So it's neither for Kevin. Bo, how are we looking? I mean, I haven't had any beer in my fridge in a while. So if I did, it would be an IPA. So I'm redeeming on that one. So it's a neither. Shane's got neither. Ice Knight, how you looking? You got a PBR stash back in the back? Is that your medicine for you? All right. He says, he says I stick to Mountain Dew. There you go. When I say Mountain Dew, I mean white lightning. Okay. Well, hang on. Let's get to some comments here. Yeah. All right. So Ice Knight says neither doesn't, doesn't know alcohol. Chase says, actually, I currently have Coors, which is transported back to Texas at a high rate of speed. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And we're very sorry that Jess tried to out you last episode. Yeah. So Jess sometimes forgets that she's recording stuff and she's just sitting down and talking to her friends. So sometimes I just talk like, you know, cause I am, I'm talking to my friends, talking to my husband. So anyway. All right. So no, nobody got anything on that. Yeah. We're safe on that. We're still good. Still good. Okay. All right. Radio silence. Sorry. I'm trying to preview some of these cards. Just read them out and we'll figure it out. That's all good. Okay. You're old if you don't know how to use an iPhone without a home button. You're redeemed if you don't know how to work an iPhone with a home button. I've never owned an iPhone, so I'm immune to this one. Kevin and Bo are neither on this. Yeah. Well, I mean, like, I had a three G iPhone three G. That's the only iPhone ever owned. Okay. You're old. If you don't know how to use an iPhone without a home button. Okay. Okay. Cause you know that recently that changed. Yeah. So you can, yeah, you redeem yourself if you don't know how to work an iPhone with a home button. I know how to use both. Yeah. So this is a neither. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Shane says he's old. Okay. All right. How are you looking? Nice night. Last one I used had a home button. Ice Knight's old. Ice Knight's old. All right. Okay. All right. Did I mark down Kevin and Bo? You guys are Android, so. Yeah. Oh, wait, but what does Katie have to say? Katie says, y'all, I am so old. I have an accessibility button set on my iPhone because I prefer the home button. You're right there with my ex-wife. She still has a home button on her phone too. Say okay. Okay. All right, so hang on. Shane, you're skirting, man. You've got eight. Your avocado is getting very old, Shane. You've got a rotten cotto. Oh, that doesn't sound good. Rotten cotto. That sounds like a legit... That sounds like something from Urban Dictionary. I don't know. Sir, I hate to tell you, you have rotten cotto. Yeah, rotten cotto. Take two of these and call me in the morning. What did that one get you? This is wonderful. We have an out-of-control laughing Jess. That's good. A rotten condo. Okay. No, no, this is wonderful. My apologies, I got the vapors. Shane says it does not become a pickle. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that was great. You're welcome. I'm never going to forget that phrase. We'll be here all night. Okay. Oh, all right. We're going to get a composer. I got some time change. Yeah, that's right. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Next one. You're old. If you've watched a cartoon that you enjoyed as a kid and realized how much dark humor there was in it. Yep. Yep. So you redeem yourself. If you can finish this phrase, business in the front. Party in the back. Party in the back. All right. We're, we're all Southern. We're, we're, you're going to know that the most. Yeah. And on a side note there, mullets are coming back. Have you guys noticed that? Yeah, they are. Yeah. Like kids have been wearing them, that mullets and the seventies mustaches are very prominent again. I hate everything about them. Yeah. There, there's only two people destined to have mullets and that's wrestlers from the eighties and professional baseball players. So, you know, and Canadians. So Ice Knight and Shane are both redeemed in that one, too. So they don't have a deal. Okay. Redeemed. Shane got redeemed on one. He needs the Aquanet. That's right. I have Tresemme. Okay. Let's see. Billy Ray Cyrus. Oh, yeah. Let me get this demonetized. all right okay old if you prioritize sleep over other activities heck yeah you're redeemed if you turn your iphone on to the sleep do not disturb mode yeah so I'm redeemed I'm redeemed can we just say instead of iphone just phones in general okay phone yeah yeah well it did say phone I'm sorry did I say iphone okay I'm sorry it did say phone That's my secret cap. My phone's always on do not disturb mode. That's literally what I was about to say, though. Mine's always do not disturb. Mine's always there, except I have certain numbers that are prioritized to go past that. Redeemed! We're all redeemed. Shane is old. Shane, you got one more until you claim this victory. We're calling the nursing home as we speak. Yes, thank you, Kato. Oh, my gosh. Ice Knight. How are you hanging on the phone, man? Rotten Kato. Okay. Hang on. We've got to wait on Ice Knight. Pass out. No priority. There you go. No point for Ice Knight. Okay. Let's see. I'm sorry. I am trying to filter some of these because I'm looking like this isn't really going to... I'm really just trying to find what's good here. Sorry. If you're, if you're avocados, like a bird, are you Nelly for Cato? Oh man. I don't get it. Okay. Okay. So next card. Yeah. You're old. If you think that nothing good happens after two AM. Yeah. And you're redeemed if you've pulled an all nighter in the past two years. So I was working on my master's degree. I know I pulled an all nighter. You did. Yeah. I said, no, the bird can sing. That's right. I can't stand the only frittata. Um, I'm old. I'm old. Cause I don't know. I haven't done anything that's pulled. I've stayed up for longer than I should have. I mean, But it wasn't an all-nighter. Did you stay up late to get lucky or whatever the name of that song is? So, Bo, are you still contemplating? Well, I mean, like, I'm not bothered by saying anything. Nothing bad happens. What is that? It says nothing bad. You're old if you think that nothing good happens after two a.m. For me, it's nothing good happens after midnight. I mean, I really don't know because I'm really asleep. So, yeah. After two a.m. is all the good infomercials, though. Yeah. I don't know. That's kind of a. I mean, I guess I'm just going to say I'm old. Okay. I mean. What's that, Kev? Old. Kevin's old. Yeah. The first half doesn't bother me, but I haven't done an all-nighter in a while. Okay. With that, then that's neither for you. Yeah. I think Shane has won the old wrinkles. Oh, oh, hang on. He may be changing it. Shane said he was old, but then he's going back and saying, well, I'm going to say depends on where I am. Have you pulled the all-nighter? Hmm. Shane, Shane will probably pull an all nighter dragon con. Yeah. Easily. That's what I'm predicting. We're going to wait. Cause Shane, this is going to determine whether or not you lose this game or not. Yes. We were, whether we'd be calling shady pines. All right. Sleep. What a sleep. Okay. So, all right. We're going to take that point away from Shane. Game's not over yet. Hmm. All right, Jess, hit us with another one. Hit us with your best shot! Okay, you want another one? Are we still, like, because Shane's... Shane, we deducted that point from Shane because Dragon Con. Shane just started it from the edge. So we're good. All right, let's see here. Okay. Sorry, you guys. I was trying to, like, look and see. Okay. Okay. Sorry. You're fine. This may be the only game we play because I said we're going to do it for about an hour and it's creeping up on that hour. Yeah, I was going to say. We've got to have content in the future. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, wait. Shane says a drunk hobo fights in Atlanta parking lots, peak entertainment. I'm not going to say that you're wrong in that. Oh, not at all. We witnessed some. Yeah, absolutely. All right, Jess, read this one. Okay, okay. You're old if you've turned your head too quick and hurt your neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I literally am recovering from that right now. so if you're not joking you're redeemed if you uh what what is uh doja cat she's a rapper I believe yeah she's she's a rapper okay so so y'all can redeem yourself then I I can't because I didn't know who she was all right do I look like I know what a doja cat looks like Isn't that the little cat thing that had the rainbow that would move? That's Nyan Cat. See, I had no idea. When you said Doja Cat, that's the first thing I thought of was the Pop-Tart Cat. Shane said, stop calling me that. All right, hang on. Jess, did you get a point on that one? Did you know Doja Cat? Yes. Okay. So Kevin's old. But Shane won anyway, or he lost. Ice Knight's old. Shane has ten points. Let's give it up for Shane. All right, Shane. You're old, man. Shane is old. And I think he's actually the youngest of us. Well, as part of you losing, Shane, you have to split your Social Security with the rest of us. Your parting gifts will be Metamucil, Benafiber, and some Yoplait yogurt. And some Anacin. We got to get some Anacin. Roll age. And some bottles and James for, you know, when you get a little crazy. Oh, now, wait a minute. This is... Do it. Go ahead and do it. Come on. Go ahead and do it. We got a few more minutes. I mean, Shane's already in the retirement home. So, apparently, this says you're old if your name is Jessica. All right. Ashley. Brittany, Amanda, Jennifer, or Sarah. I couldn't read. I mean, I'm old because I can't redeem myself on this one. You know that jewel pods can be sold for a high profit. Jewel pods. That's the e-cigarette. I was thinking something way different and it was not. Why do I have to put my name on a card? Why? Well. Shane says Werther's candy. Ice Knight says unlimited golden girls. Oh, there is one for the guys though. Your old name is Michael, Chris, Matt, Josh, or Daniel. Nope. But you can redeem yourself. Uh, you choose a place purely by its aesthetic. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, Michael, Chris, Matt, Josh, and Daniel. My apologies if any of y'all are watching that. Oh, man. I was named a soap opera star on Days of Our Lives. Shane. Wait. Shane. Never seen Golden Girls. Only clips. Oh, man. That is peak TV. Yep. I remember when Golden Girls spun off Empty Nest. Yep. On NBC. I have seen the exterior house at Disney World. Yeah, absolutely. That was like one of the highlights of the trip. Me and Nix, when we went to Disney, I think it was a band. We were like the two, like, it was funny to see two teenage boys excited to see the Golden Girls' house. Yeah, the Backlot Studio Tour. That's where we also had Hoop Frame Roger Rabbit, the dip machine. Yeah. There was that there. And I want to say, wouldn't it, the ship from a flight of the navigator was back there too. Yes, it was. But now, now it's in magic kingdom on top of a, uh, on top of a concession stand. Oh, nice. Yeah. They redecorated it since we're not playing the game. Technically Katie said golden palace. Yes. Golden palace. Shane's trying to redeem himself. I probably have them. I probably have seen them, but don't remember the details of any it's all right. I think most everybody with golden goals is, uh, well, honestly, most everybody, I think a lot of people have lived it through clips because they comedy gold. And Shane said, yep. And an a wing from star Wars. Where's the a wing from star Wars at, uh, at Disney. And chase says there were two navigator ships, one with the open door and one without you. The one I remember seeing was the one without it. That's the one I remember. I think that's the one that's on top of the concession stand in Magic Kingdom. She said the backstage tour. Okay. This says you're old if you're still scared from that birthday party scene in the movie Signs. Yes, I am. Go ahead and do the redeemed. Come on, ma'am. What's the redeemed? What was the redeemed? You wear a sports cap with no knowledge of the team. I don't wear sports caps. So yeah. Funny thing about the signs thing. I literally saw like somebody posted on Reddit just a couple of days ago about that scene. And I, and I watched it again and I am still terrified of that scene. Walking across the camera. That was freaking terrifying. Yeah. Hmm. Cause wasn't that the only time we ever really see them fully. Cause you see their hands and stuff, but. You kind of slightly see them at the end. Yeah. Is that kind of like Cloverleaf? Or Cloverfilm? No. Wait, no, that was, were you talking about the one that had the shaky cam the entire time? Yeah, you don't see it to like the end or something? Yeah. It's kind of, but yeah. Yeah, it's similar, yes. Yeah, Katie said that alien in science can't shake it. No, that's like, that's traumatic even still. What a twist! All right. Well, this has been fun. That was a lot of fun. Congratulations to Shane once again for being our Rotten Cotto winner. Yes. Oh, my God. So I got to ask. Yeah, shout out. Once again for the game and like where to give the folks who made it whatever. Let's see. You're getting old by what games? Van Gogh games. Van Gogh games. Okay. Thank you, Ice Knight. Van Gogh toys.com. Is there a website? You can find these things in Target. Yes. Yeah. Van Gogh toys. I'm sure Amazon or somewhere. Yeah. Van Gogh as in the painter? V-A-N-G-O. V-A-N-G-O toys. Vango. Vango. Could be like the Insane Clown Posse and the Faygo. Magnets. Oh, hey. Bo, didn't you find something at the Dollar Tree recently? Speaking of Insane Clown Posse. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, I forgot to bring it. It was a Family Dollar Dollar Tree. I got it since Katie's watching. I found some Juggalo tubes for you. I sent that to Jess. I got to get back with you. I meant to tell her, and I completely forgot about that, but I thought you were the first person I thought of, Katie, and I... And then I didn't send it to you, and I got distracted. So, yes, thank you, Jessica, for reminding me of this. And now you're getting it on live stream. You mentioned that when we were going down to Kevin's, I think. That's right. Yeah, going down to Kevin's. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see you. Oh, nice. Which I think about, I may have to send that picture probably to others. You guys know we live through the generation of people who dress like juggalos, okay? Yeah, we do. That was scary, man. Yeah. I encountered their tour bus at one of our, yes, magnets. How do they work? I sent the kids today no ICP. That's a good question. I have to ask my kids. I know ICP is the messenger that I use. Wasn't that ICQ? ICQ. I hear that every time you go to the gas station now. My number was one Oh three, one, three, two. I still remember. Huh? I didn't, I didn't do the ICQ. I did the AOL, the MSN and Yahoo messenger, but never did ICQ. One seven, six, five, nine, three, seven, six. I think it was my number. I don't remember. I remember it was one seven something. We will have to do something. That was an early adopter because they gave them to you in order. What, Jess? We will have to do this again. And hopefully we'll keep doing some of the card games. There's a great chaotic card game I got introduced to. It's called We Didn't Playtest This At All. And it is so random and like a game can last a minute or five or ten minutes. Those are fun. Do you have it? Yeah, I got it. I got it for Oliver for Christmas. dude it's great for kids but yeah look we'll have to look into it but it would be a fun game to play oh see I still have two stacks of cards yeah we got content for yeah shane icq'd uh it did shut down actually So if you enjoyed this game, leave us a like on the video. And if you're catching it after the fact, you know, let us know your score in the comments. We'd love to know how, how you, how you did after the fact. And so. Yeah, this was a lot of fun. I enjoyed this. This is good. This is something different to do. And I'm really, like I said earlier, I'm very curious about other games that may work incorporating into the live stream like this. I thought this was a lot of fun. Yeah, if you've got ideas that we can play together with you in the chat, let us know, drop, drop it in the comments, uh, after the, after we, in the live stream and, uh, we'll definitely look into some of those games. This was a lot of fun. So it was, it was on a whim. Yeah. And, uh, I didn't think about it, you know, if we could find a way to incorporate, you know, them jackpot games I got. Yeah, we absolutely should. That's a good idea. Drawful is a lot of fun. I always enjoy doing drawful. Guys, I got to do enough of that at work. Team building meetings and stuff. That's all I want to do. Maybe it'll be more fun with us. It'll be fun because you're playing with friends. And since the game is coming to a close, I would like to say that this is a reminder to control the pet population. Please have your pets spayed or neutered. That's my closing statement for the game show portion of this podcast. And now Jess is going to hunt down Adam Sandler and punch him out. Yes. The price is wrong. Ouija. Yeah, let's do it. Hey, I got the shirt. She's got the shirt. I got the shirt. We're good. Oh, man. Well, we thank you so much for joining us. Remember, head over to BamaGeeks.com. That's our website. 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Congratulations to the deep. I've been there once a few years ago. Need to get back up there. Absolutely. Congratulations. That's that's certainly an accomplishment. So, but again, we, uh, we love you guys and appreciate you. And, uh, and we just really thank you so much for being here. We'll, we'll do this again in a couple of weeks. So for Bo and Kevin and Jess, I'm Brock with the Bama geeks. Go play a game. Have some fun. Leave a comment. We love you. Bye guys.